we should be impressed with ourselves: there is now so much on the internet, that no single person can see everything currently available. at the rate that I'm sure it's expanding (except for those slow-moving neighborhoods in the Upper East Side), we're probably not far from exploding the internet from overuse.
we should be worried about this possibility. thus, I propose finding a fine, upstanding young politician from Bermuda (so they will be taken
seriously) to address the world about the dire situation we are in. the internet, a clumsy invention from the 1930's (remember steam engines?) is in urgent need of repair and reinforcement, as nobody ever imagined this road would be so heavily traveled. time to repave!* the potholes, so to speak, have gotten so deep that I'm surprised any of us have tires left.
this only means we are running out of rubber and shiny-spinny hubcaps out of all the mitigation we're doing just to endure the internet in its current condition. an entire black market has probably popped up just to answer this growing demand that our governments and grandmothers aren't meeting.
anti-virus software is the new party drug! the situation truly is worsening; next thing you know, we'll need thigh-high boots from the Disco era just to wade through all the fizzling internets.
and at that point, maybe I won't be so concerned about my inability to read all of the internet. without character development (and we know that virus-ridden internets can't be redeveloped), what's the point of reading?
~B
*then maybe I won't keep running into doggie salons that keep trying to wash my nonexistent dog. my screen is waterlogged.